DIY but Definitely Executive-Level: How DearCEO.wtf Actually Works

You stay in control from start to finish. DearCEO.wtf helps you draft a clear, respectful executive escalation email that reaches the right inbox and makes it easy for a decision maker to say yes. No accounts to hand over. No bots sending messages for you. You review, copy, and send from your own email.

What you do vs what we do

• What you do: describe the problem in your own words, add basic details, and choose the outcome you want. You send the final email from your account.
• What we do: turn your facts into a professional executive escalation email, with a clear subject, tight structure, and a firm but respectful tone. We also help you target the right inbox.

The 5 minute flow

1. Tell us what happened: what went wrong, what you tried, and what would make it right.
2. Add the basics: order number, dates, ticket numbers, and any short policy references.
3. Review your draft: you get a clear subject line, concise body, and a simple close.
4. Copy your email: paste it into your email app and send.
5. Track replies: the executive office replies directly to you. You keep the thread.

Why this approach works

• It reaches a team with authority to approve refunds, credits, or replacements.
• It removes noise and focuses on dates, facts, and a fair resolution.
• It keeps the tone professional and easy to approve.

The structure your email will follow

• Purpose in one line: a short statement of the issue and the outcome you seek.
• Timeline: key dates, what you tried, and any ticket numbers.
• Evidence: order number, receipts, policy or warranty text where relevant.
• Resolution: the exact fix that would make it right.
• Close: a polite sign off and your contact details.

Privacy and control

• You send the email from your own account, so you keep full control and visibility.
• No surprise messages. You decide when to send.
• Your details are used to build your draft and are not shared for any other purpose.

When to use DearCEO.wtf

• Promised refunds that never arrived.
• Warranty repairs that stall or repeat.
• Billing mistakes that first line support cannot correct.
• Replacements that need an exception or a faster path.

Common questions

Do I need to be angry for this to work? No. A calm, fact based message works best. It helps the executive team decide fast.

How long until I hear back? Most users hear back within 24 to 48 hours. Some cases take a bit longer, but the decision usually moves faster once the right team owns it.

Will you send the email for me? No. You send it from your email account so you keep the relationship and the paper trail.

The takeaway

DearCEO.wtf gives you a professional executive escalation email fast. You keep control, you send the message, and you get the reply. If you are stuck with support and want a clear path to a decision, start your draft and send it to the right inbox today.