We Are the New 'Press 0'

Remember when you could just hit "0" and talk to a real person?

That used to be the universal escape hatch. You'd skip the phone maze and finally hear a human voice. But companies figured out that the longer they can keep you looping through bots and broken menus, the less likely you are to fight back.

Now "press 0" either doesn't work, sends you back to the main menu, or lands you with yet another chatbot that's sorry it can't help you.

That's why we built DearCEO.wtf.

We're the modern-day version of pressing 0, except instead of talking to a junior rep who can't do anything, your complaint goes straight to the decision-maker.

The Problem Isn't Just Tech. It's Power.

Companies aren't just automating for efficiency. They're building walls. The longer they can frustrate you, the more likely you are to give up. That saves them refunds, reimbursements, and accountability.

It's not a bug. It's a strategy.

So we flipped the script.

You can write your own executive email using our free platform.

Or, for a small fee, we'll find the right email address, write a personalized message, and send it for you.

Because "I'd like to speak to a real person" shouldn't feel like a lost cause.

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If you've been ghosted by support, hit a dead end, or just want someone to actually listen, skip the maze.

We are the new "press 0."